Procasterbating


the act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
jim: instead of doing that project, i was procasterbating.

me: zomg me too!
when you wanna have a w-nk but you’re to lazy too
dude 1: f–k man, while jogging, i saw this hot chick running in front of me and i got so h-rny

dude 2: so what did you do?

dude 1: after my jog, i tried to w-nk but i ended up procasterbating

Read Also:

  • Project: Boyfriend

    a project undertaken by a girl when she begins to date a guy in a lower “league” then herself on purpose. the stunned male, who is very good to this girl, is easily manipulated because he will never have s-x so great again. the female then slowly changes the male into what she wants him […]

  • projexam

    n. pre-production plan; systematic study; also known as a take home exam; a collaborative research; library work; group project; special program; doc-mentary report; cl-ss presentation; cl-ss pre-requisite “after the 3rd week of the 6th semester before new year, our computer art cl-ss is requiring all of you future multi-media artists to compose at least 2 […]

  • prongass

    someone who has an -ss that sticks out so far that it has a a point man, look at the pr-ng-ss on that one

  • Prostitate

    a prost-tute with prostate cancer yo jimmy that prost-tate was amazing last night.

  • sceptile moment

    for somebody to win a physical fight due to the opponent being mentally unfit (i.e. stupid). originated from smogon. they were winning five-one, but then their mind slipped and i won due to a sceptile moment.


Disclaimer: Procasterbating definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.