Procasterbating
the act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
jim: instead of doing that project, i was procasterbating.
me: zomg me too!
when you wanna have a w-nk but you’re to lazy too
dude 1: f–k man, while jogging, i saw this hot chick running in front of me and i got so h-rny
dude 2: so what did you do?
dude 1: after my jog, i tried to w-nk but i ended up procasterbating
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