Procastibaking
to avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.
“i’ve not even started writing yet, i’ve spent way too long procastibaking.”
“i’m fat and i’ve failed my degree. d-mn you procastibaking!”
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