procastibate
v. 1) stimulating one’s own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.
derivatives:
procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
“i had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with jane seymour in it, i decided to procastibate instead.”
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