procasturbate
to m-st-rb-t-, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
“for f-cks sake gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet ada next door.”
the act of delaying an -rg-sm whilst masturbating.
i could have came immediately but i procasturbated to savor the climax.
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