procasturbation
masturbating as a means of procrastinating
“procasturbation cost me an a in the cl-ss”
“i’m procasturbating this paper.”
to procrastinate by masturbating. usually done while watching p-rn or some strange disney cartoon.
andy: “what did you do this weekend”
isaac: “just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time.”
logan: “hey should we call isaac?”
matt: “nah, andy said he is probably procasturbating again.
putting off stressful events in life to m-st-rb-t-.
tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. this was a simple case of procasturbation.
putting off masturbation until later…sometimes much later. until you are forced to do it.
i have a mad case of procasturbation. i really just want to watch tv today.
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