Prochristinating
another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves
anonymous person: hey chris. what are you up to?
chris: i’m doing an essay. get off my back.
anonymous person: how much do you have left?
chris: all of it
anonymous person: oh my. why so?
chris: i’ve been prochristinating all day long playing mario kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays i wish i could be on
anonymous person: that sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. may i add, you are looking particularly handsome today chris
chris: why, thank you anonymous person. that’s made my day.
verb(v): to postpone matters related to church/ christ/ g-d/the holy bible/the lamb/morality/ angels/ bread/ wine/ christmas/ easter/baby jesus/lent/ advent/cross/ gospels/confession/saints/prayer…etc.
as in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it all up right before you die….
catherine: “felicia what are you doing?”
felicia: “just facebooking.”
catherine: “aren’t you suppose to be at church”
felicia: “nah, i have plenty of time.”
catherine: “you know all that prochristinating is going to catch up to you.”
felicia: “alright, i’ll send a prayer…right after i watch desperate housewives.”
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