procrapsinate
the act of holding in sh-t when you really have too.
usually for big events such as the superbole or some hot chick you see across the street.
guy 1:dude this game is awesome!
guy 2:i know man, but i really need to take a sh-t
guy1: dont procr-psinate like last time. the stain didnt come off for weeks
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