Procrasterbationap
procrasterbationap is the fine art of using m-st-rb-t–n to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.
boyfriend: “i didn’t mean to miss our date honey i was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards.”
girlfriend “well i hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, i slept with your best friend instead!”
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