procrastercizing
you could finish your paper, or you could go on a run instead. it’s not wasting time if you’re working out, right?
i spent the last hour procrastercizing. now i have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. then i’ll get back to my homework…as soon as i’m done procrasturbating.
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