Procrastibake
v. 1) smoking weed and getting baked as f-ck to put off work or an obligation.
“i had a research paper to write but i decided to break out the bong and procrastibake instead.”
to procrastinate by baking. come anytime -ssessment is due, you (or your friends) feel the need to make lots of little delicious things that can be eaten preferably whilst on a lunch break with fellow procrastibakers at a library etc. usually sweet in nature, favourites include m-ffins, banana bread, cakes, and scones. however, the more complex the recipe, the greater time not spent studying!
has a slightly satisfying feeling of accomplishment.
hayley had a nasty essay to write for psychology before next week, so she found herself in the kitchen about to procrastibake a pumpkin pie in the hope to drive it out of her mind.
pro/cras/ti/bake (proʊˈkræs tə beɪk)
verb: pro/cras/ti/baked, pro/cras/ti/bak/ing
1. to put off until another time by means of baking
2. to defer a required action through unnecessary baking
3. to bake or cook in place of more important things
i bought cake decorating tools to procrastibake with during exams.
i am a true master of procrastibaking in place of study.
you procrastibaked a pie.
using baking as a way to procrastinate from doing real work.
a: “are you done with your thesis yet?”
b: “yeah — right after i procrastibake this flourless chocolate torte.”
a: “wow! look at all these cupcakes.”
b: “i have a paper due.”
a: “oh. so you’re procrastibaking.”
verb- to to put off or defer (an action) until a later time because you got high
i was gonna (…) but i procrastibaked.
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