procrastibaking
the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.
i should be finishing my paper, but i decided to make m-ffins instead. procrastibaking ftw!
the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.
often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry – how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh m-ffins/cookies/cake?!?!
“i didn’t finish my -ssignment last night – but i made some awesome cookies!”
“you waste way to much time procrastibaking.”
to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking
instead of writing my dissertation, i was procrastibaking all weekend. enjoy the m-ffins.
procrastination through the medium of baking 🙂 results in delicious treats:)
stop procrastibaking!
procrastibaking is a food cooking method that is done when there is sh-t all else to do. a person who prepares such baked goods as a profession is called a procrastibaker.
“this turned out to be a weekend of chronic procrastibaking. i now have a lavender cake, a dozen dark chocolate raspberry cupcakes and a gluten-intolerant family. what do.”
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