Procrastifaking
when someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they’re not.
anita: hey teeshi when are you going to do my hair?
teeshi: hey girl, imma do it tomorrow.
anita:yeah right you’re procrastifaking!
when a muth-f-cka take all d-mn day to do a simple -ss task.
and still doesn’t finish it, after several attempts.
dave: alon did you do your homework?
alon: umm… d-mn dogg i sholl forgot
dave:yo -ss be procrastifaking.
alon: n-gg- f-ck you.
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