Procrastifight
a minor disagreement that is actively blown out of all proportion in order to waste everyone’s time, occasionally leading to angry procrastination s-x.
paul and ben both have looming deadlines for significant essays.
paul: hey can i shorten these curtains, they’re really getting in the way.
ben: no, i want those to be that long in case i ever move into a house with a m-ssive window.
paul: well that’s just ridiculous.
ben: no, you’re just ridiculous.
a procrastifight ensues.
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