procrastifuck
a carton, usually a half-gallon, of ice cream or frozen custard commonly purchased at a corner convenience store or local gas station.
chandler: i can’t believe matt ate that entire procrastif-ck since last night!
kenyon: well, he is a matt.
chandler: yea, he f-cking chandlered that procrastif-ck like none other!
kenyon: well, i’m too tall, muscular, smart and very witty to do that.
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