procrastigmatism
when you have a vision dysfunction that will overlook dirty dishes, peeling paint, the change oil light on your car, etc; because it is something you’ll get to later. really, you will.
i didn’t even realize that i was out of clean plates nor that my sink was full of unwashed dishes. curses, my procrastigmatism is acting up again! sometimes known as a different, “convenient” form of lazy eye
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