Procrastination Cuisine
s: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.
the term is often used in combination with procrastiscribing: the act of defining on urban dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
carleton student #1: “you’re going to oasis /again/? i didn’t know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!”
carleton student #2: “nah, i’m not hungry; i’m just enjoying some procrastination cuisine instead of starting my phil term paper due in six hours.”
carleton student #1: “have you started that term paper yet?”
carleton student #2: “nope, though i /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on urban dictionary. hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?”
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