Procrastination Savings Time (PST)
procrastination savings time (pst) is the practice of allotting an extra hour when planning to do work to increase the chances of success.
ted: hey joe! have you done our homework yet?
joe: no man, let’s do it at my place, 6:00pm pst.
ted: it’s settled then, works starts at 7:00pm!
procrastination savings time (pst)
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