procrastindate


verb. the act of using tinder as a means of procrastinating.
procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
a: d-mn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
b: bro, you’re gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.

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