Procrastinitis
pro·crast·in·i·tis
-noun
1) a mental disease. symptoms include tardiness,
lack of enthusiasm, and an overwhelming sense of
laziness.
2)what i have.
1)ted- “aw man i got a huge science test on friday, well thats three days away, i’ll just play wow today and study tomorrow.”
thursday night-“g-d i’m bored…i think ill study for the first time this week,” 10mins later “enough of that, now for america’s funniest home videos!”
dan-“man i heard ted failed his test, he’s got that mad procrastinitis!”
2)procrastinators unite!………………tomorrow
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