Procrastipancaking
the art of procrastinating by pancaking, ie. eating, making, appreciating or simply just thinking about pancakes. some would say an evening can easily be wasted by procrastipancaking, but i disagreee. procrastipancaking is a wonderful and tasty way to spend an evening.
i didn’t get my work done last night, i was too busy procrastipancaking.
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