Procrastistudy
procrastistudy (verb): to procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.
i procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. i know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! to live is to procrastistudy. i procrastistudy, therefore i am.
when you say you’re going to study all day for an upcoming test but most likely you study while listening to ofwgkta or take long breaks from studying and eat cheez nips.
guy: how did the ap government studying go kid
kid: i dunna know guy i procrastistudy the whole d-mn day i hope i don’t put down free earl as an example of political activism.
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