procrastitute

(noun) a cheap wh-r- of dalliance and delay.
instead of paying his electricity bill, jonathan p-ssed away the afternoon playing two games of attack, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on definithing.com what a procrast-tute!
the act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.
alex: dude did you study for todays final?
sm-gm-: nah, i was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prost-tute.
orion: haha nice!!
alex: dude, your such a procrast-tute.
a person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.
john should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrast-tute while the rest of us were playing it safe.
(noun) – literally, a hooker who procrastinates; can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.
as an insult: “…you procrast-tute.”

literal meaning:

“…so i paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. whatta procrast-tute!”
a procrastinator to the extream or someone who insults you when you cant think of a reply
stop being a procrast-tute and take out the trash

or

your such a procrast-tute