procrastomasochism
a rare psychological disorder in which people take pleasure in leaving their homework to the last minute. in especially deviant cases, people may actually become s-xually aroused by the stress from leaving hw to the last minute. the onset of the disorder is usually in middle school although it may develop in college years as well. may be comorbid with add.
billy was up all night writing a twenty page research paper. he told me he felt great the next morning.
“mistress procrastination didn’t hit me hard enough. i wish it would have been a thirty page paper.”
i said, “you know billy, you really have a serious case of procrastomasochism.”
he nodded with a sick grin on his face and told me about how much reading he had to do for his test tomorrow morning.
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