procrasturbation
the act of chucking a w-nk in order to avoid doing work or study
procrasturbation example:
dude 1: “f-ck dude, i haven’t done any work all day!”
dude 2: “yeah me neither, i’ve been procrasturbating”
dude 1: “wtf is that?”
dude 2: “it’s when you m-st-rb-t- to procrastinate”
procrastinating by masturbating!
i don’t want to do my homework so i procrasturbated.
masturbating to avoid doing work.
no, i havent started the paper, i’ve been procrasturbating.
n. to avoid work by masturbating.
i didn’t feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
w-nking when you are supposed to be working.
tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
1. noun
to procrastinate by means of masturbating.
2. noun
to procrastinate while masturbating.
1. i still have to write this eulogy, but i just keep procrasturbating all night.
2. well, i was gonna m-st-rb-t-, but i kinda ended up writing this eulogy instead. you know me and procrasturbation.
the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
mom: “jimmy, are you done with your project that’s due tomorrow?
jimmy: “ummm, almost mom.”
mom: “jimmy quit procrasturbating, you’re gonna fail your cl-ss and go blind!!”
procrasturbation is a grade killer
what you do when you want to waste time before studying (procrastinate by masturbating)
“man i love procasturbating”
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