proctonaut
another in a long line of slang terms referencing male h-m-s-xuality.
the catenation of proctologist and astronaut.
alas, the life of a proctonaut was not for him. you see, during a particularly energetic masturbation session, he launched a payload of his own manthrax directly into his open mouth. in retaliation, he immediately projectile vomited it right back at his crotch.
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