Product Junkie


n- person (usually of the female gender) with low self-esteem and a credit card, usually havng more beauty products than the local drug store.
morgan: hey lauren, can i borrow some mascara?
lauren: sure, what kind? i have fusion lash blast volume and length in charcoal, a lash defining waterproof one i got in london in blackest black, a brown lash-building luxe va—
morgan: wow, you are a total product junkie.

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