professional bargainer
in retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. they are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and grade-a social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. they will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. they will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. females will attempt to use s-xual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. easily spotted. often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an -ss of themselves.
“if that ‘professional bargainer’ makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden ‘pain in my -ss’ tax. he has it coming to him!”
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