Professional Flu
when you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
“that kid wants to be the president. he has the professional flu, ain’t that odd?”
“i better stop getting the professional flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself.”
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