Professional Incest


when you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.
person 1: did you hear that john is getting married?

person 2: really? i didn’t even know he had a girlfriend!

person 1: yeh he’s been seeing mary from hr for about 2 years!

person 2: eugh, that’s professional incest!

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