professional mistress
an upscale prost-tue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd tuesdays). if he needs her for a friday,sat-rday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
i could never be a prot-tute – having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because i am in control of who i see and when, and the guys i pick really take good care of me.
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