professor dickdouche
a sentient ent-ty who is in the state of being d-ck and a douche at the same time
“professor” implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: be quiiiieeeet!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
me: ok professor d-ckdouche
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