Professor Dog
the famous uc barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching ecodogmics and algebark. he is also a dog.
professor dog: and that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
student: why would you purr when you could bark? if i was a cat i would say f-ck purr.
professor dog: excuse me, but did you just say f-ck professor dog?
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