Professor Falken
a devious s-xual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to c-m too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.
boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the professor falken with that hottie in high school last nite.
boxhead 2 : totally???
boxhead 1 : totally!!!
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