Professor Pissflaps


any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(overheard in the house of commons):

female mp: “…and furthermore, i would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who…”

male speaker: “ok, ok, professor p-ssflaps, you’ve had your say, now let someone else speak”.

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