proffesional crastinator
a person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.
ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession
–man aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator
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