Profit

the result of two steps in a process, the second of which is a mystery. a meme that comes from south park.
“phase one, collect underpants. phase two, ??? phase three, profit!”
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the result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. originated from a south park episode “underpants gnomes”
step 1: steal underpants.
step 2: ?.
step 3: profit!
the step that comes after ?????
step 1: obtain rednecks
step 2: abduct them
step 3: -n-ly probe them.
step 4: ?????
step 5: profit
profits, in short, resulting from the relationships of costs to prices, not only tell us which goods it is most economical to make, but which are the most economical ways to make them. these questions must be answered by a socialist system no less than by a capitalist one; they must be answered by any conceivable economic system; and for the overwhelming bulk of the commodities and services that are produced, the answers supplied by profit and loss under compet-tive free enterprise are incomparably superior to those that could be obtained by any other method.

profits guide and channel the factors of production so as to apportion the relative output of thousands of different commodities in accordance with demand. no bureaucrat, no matter how brilliant, can solve this problem arbitrarily. free prices and free profits will maximize production and relieve shortages ipso facto more quickly than any other system. arbitrarily fixed prices and arbitrarily limited profits can only prolong shortages and reduce production and employment.

the function of profits, finally, is to put constant and unremitting pressure on the head of every compet-tive business to introduce further economies and efficiencies, no matter to what stage these may already have been brought.
“contrary to a popular impression, profits are achieved not by raising prices, but by introducing economies and efficiencies that cut costs of production. it seldom happens (and unless there is a government-responsible monopoly it never happens over a long period) that every firm in an industry makes a profit. the price charged by all firms for the same commodity or service must be the same; those who try to charge a higher price do not find buyers. therefore, the largest profits go to the firms that have achieved the lowest costs of production. these expand at the expense of the inefficient firms with higher costs. it is thus that the consumer and the public are served.”
the “nudies”, aka naked pictures, obtained from a period of time spend fraternizing with a lady
she was totally annoying, but the violent break up was worth the profit, which i use to m-st-rb-t- often.
a mostly-friendly way to challenge someone, asking “what’s in it for me?” or “why would i want to do that?”
a: smell this.

b: profit?

a: oh, never mind.
the act of being either professionally fit or wealthy, in most cases both.
“oh my god tom, did you see that guy?”
“yes michael, he was indeed profit!”