Prog Rock
a word abbreviated from progressively hard-as-a-rock, which also is loosely translates to progressive rock. this genre of music, as well as bands dedicated to it, is known for its tendency to give listeners the most intense -rg-sms known to humankind. musicians who play prog are thought to be trans-dimensional g-ds from another world, who have a zenith of skill higher than any other being in existence, whether it be of imagination or reality.
some are examples of prog rock are as follows: rush, the unearthly projective illusion of raw musical skill; dream theater, the offspring of rush, whom are considered above all others in complexity; pink floyd, the acid trip you’ll never forget, complete with the only side effects being longer and more intense -rg-sms; porcupine tree, the ominous shadow of pure musical pleasure. please remember these four super-organism colonies are an obscenely minuscule fraction of the entire ent-ty that is the progressive realm.
a genre created for guitarists with m-ssive egos and small packages that compensate by overuse of excessive amounts of footpedals and fans who -n-lyse each aspect of a song
typical person: nothing like a good ol’ rock track with a sweet guitar solo!
prog-fan: rock track? or prog rock track? what pedals did he use? delay? fl-ng-r? chorus? was it in d minor? was he in an alternate tuning?
typical person: … he played a red guitar? o.o
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