Proglems
a contraction of “programming”/”program” and “problems”. no program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.
software developer: we just inherited this program from an indian company. it’s terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
coworker: sucks to be you, they’re your proglems now.
software developer: 🙁
(problem) (trouble) (bad) to many to add here.
there are to many proglems in the world today.
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