program manager
the person at your job who has an ambiguous role, disappears into conference rooms for hours at a time, and hasn’t ever done anything that pertains to your work (that you know of). no one knows what this person does. they are quite literally milton from office sp-ce.
the new guy fabian, from google, told me he is a program manager. does anyone know what that actually means?
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