Project Charter
cl-sterf-ck of bureaucracy designed by sadom-s-ch-sts (aka project managers) for the purpose of bringing red tape, cl-ssically disguised as a “vehicle to provide better access to information”.
project manager 1: i have so much to do this week but i like being sad, depressed and angry so i’m just gonna add a project charter to my workload.
project manager 2: sounds like fun! i wish i was you.
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