Project Guy
dating someone that you have the sole purpose to change, fix, or improve. having no other true interest in this person other than wanting to make them better.
“she just wants to give him better style, swag, and a better vocabulary. he’s a total project guy.”
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a project milestone or goal, which achievement encounters so many delays, disputes and complications that it becomes a drag on the completion of the project. despite our best efforts, we still have not found a suitable location to stage the concert event … this is fast becoming a project millstone.
- plasti-krap
plastic wrap, especially in excessively burdensome amounts and/or toxic packaging. derived from television cooking personality jaques pepin, who frequently wraps his ingredients in plastic wrap, which he pr-nounces by virtue of french liaison as “plastee-krap.” may be a component of cr-pnel. don’t buy that brand of compact fluorescents, or we’ll have to sh-ll out $20 […]
- Squirty Penguin Poops
a more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym spp). kid: i can’t go to school today mom… i’ve got squirty penguin p–ps. mother: you’ve got what? kid: you know… spp. mother: oh. ok. you can find the pepto bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
- english bellows
a cloud of flatulence that escapes from underneath a blanket, sheet, or comforter, and into the face of the occupants. while often on accident, this can happen on purpose much in the same manner as the dutch oven. “don’t move, i just stoked the fire and i don’t want to give you the english bellows.”
- Fecesneeze
a strong wet sneeze that occurs at both ends simultaneously. for thousands of years, men abruptly sh-t themselves, but had no appropriate term to define the event. now, with the coining of the term in 2012 by ben grunfeld from melbourne, australia, people around the world can declare with shaky pride, “do you have any […]