Project Induced Tourettes


n., the act of shouting obscenities when working on a home improvement project.
dad (who is tiling the back-splash): “f-ck this sh-t!”
mom: “alan, settle the f-ck down! we don’t want the neighbors to know you have project induced tourettes.”

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