project magicment
inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable -sset to your company.
dude 1: “what are you working on?”
dude 2: “nothin’, bored–so i’m re-writing cl-sses in the data tier.”
dude 1: “lol…project magicment at its finest.”
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