project milf


the nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.
hmw: did you see that sk-nky ho in her husband’s sweats and greasy ponytail?

lm: zomg!! i don’t evar wanna be that. i am so back on the project milf wagon.

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