projectile diarrhea
much like projectile vomit. in most average cases sh-t comes flying out of one’s -ss at 5000 miles per hour and rips your -ss cheecks off, therefore leaving you -ssless for the rest of your life, unless the -ss fairy comes in and creates new -ss cheecks out of chicken fat for you.
daniel had projectile diarrhea once and now he has no f-cking friends because he smells like sh-t, fo shizzel!
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