Projectopolypse
the sunday night moment when your school age child admits/discovers that their science/geography/history project that has been in the works for months isn’t really nearly as far along as the parent thought and now requires nasa level teamwork and at least one trip to a store for missing materials.
liz: “susan, why so tired today?”
the mom: “projectopolypse last night. audrey’s geography presentation that we had been -ssured was ‘almost done’ for the past month had barely been started.”
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