prolapsed palm
prolapsed palm occurs when the normal anatomical structures of the hand are worn or damaged to the point of collapse and disfigurement.
the condition of prolapsed palm is typically caused by a combination of the following conditions. loneliness, h-rnyness and a lack of s-xual partner over a long period of time. the causal conditions compound to the point where the individuals sense of limits and self control are no longer present. causing the individual to jack off (m-st-rb-t-) obsessively to the point of total collapse of the hands anatomical structures.
jason: ouch!!! man…my hand is painful. i can’t even grasp a can if beer today. since the wife left, it’s been getting such a work out i can’t think of anything else.
junior: jas, you better give it a rest or you’re gonna end up with prolapsed palm.
Read Also:
- PRS guitars
the best guitar ever. made in the western sh-r- of maryland, paul reed smith guitars has been in the process for 25 years and continue to produce the greatest guitars ever just like the new shred guitar the teroro gibson guitarist- dude my guitar needs tunned hold on prs guitarist_- haha my guitar dont know […]
- pshyco
non-leetbie. an ns player very much entrenched in the core of noobity. overwhelming noobness beyond repair nsplayer: you suck more than pshycho! nsplayer(1): no one sucks that much. a great ns player although his name is spelt incorrectly this work’s to his advantage with nub’s stopping to tell him enableing him to own them. pshyco […]
- breidenthal
a crazy race of half mexican half germans who are ridiciously talented and good looking! although they have questionable taste in music… they are pretty freaking cool. be careful around a breidenthal however… they’re tricksters.. (they have a knack for p-ssing you off, but they always make it up to you)… and enjoy playful arguing… […]
- Bremo Ho
“emo bro ho” a bremo ho has traits of an emo and a bro ho (just like a bremo except a bremo ho is a female bremo): – likes the color black – like surfer/skater wear – likes some music that could be qualified as “depressing” – likes some music qualified as a “rock-rap” style […]
- Shorten
an extreme fox; one who is hot beyond belief, yet somehow approachable. often chased by copious amounts of paparazzi. known to enjoy red wine, root beer vodka, and a good time. look at that shorten gettin’ down on the dance floor! those hips don’t lie.