prom

to the students: an excuse for h-rny young teenagers to get together for a night of drinking, fornication and promiscuity, how romantic!

to business: a corporate-controlled/ promoted high school “inst-tution” that makes the dress shops, hairdressers, flowershops, limo companies, suit rental places, etc more wealthy.

to the students who don’t get to go: a lifelong regret, an occasion that fat chicks can not get a date for.makes more people unhappy than any one other thing in highschool…
i borrowed dad’s car, then spent $400 on renting a suit, buying flowers, tickets to the prom, some liquor and a locket on a chain for her. oh, and condoms. she bought a dress, got her hair and 20 nails done, bought shoes,tear-off underwear,a purse, and got a horrendous period an hour before midnight.
so she gave me a bl-wj-b just like any other date, and she’s still a virgin.
a place where everyone but me gets some
everybody got f-cked at the prom
syn. “prom night”
1. parental-advised prost-tution
2. one of america’s shining examples of the double-standard, where teenage boys and girls are expected to be wholesome and wh-r-s/players at the same time.
“oh my gawd, our shoshana looks so buh-yootie-full. and tyrone is so taw-ull, dock and handsuhm.” (translation = if shoshana doesn’t come home wearing tyrone’s dna as eye-liner, she’ll actually have to work for a living or tyrone must be gay.)
another place for losers to listen to repet-tious music, while the nice, sensative guys that girls claim to want sit at home in the dark, silently weeping. “bitter, me?”
i am not at all bitter about not ever going to prom.
the night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. undercl-ss prom ho’s agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it’s just another awful high school dance. prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. low-level, parent-approved prost-tution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. popular post-prom destinations include the sh-r- or cheap hotel rooms.
i’m a total loser, but i can get the hottest freshman to go to prom with me!
legalized prost-tution taken to the extreme. you take a girl out for the most expensive date she will ever see and bank on the off chance you’ll get some.
fact: the average prom costs $800 for a couple to attend.
probability: it will end poorly.

i know lots of cool college guys and they all wish they never went to thier prom.
an event that stupid people think is the “pinnacle of you high school career”. really it’s just a way for guys to pay $300 and girls $150 to bone each other. you prance around like an idiot to cr-ppy rap music. some people feel like they missed out on something important because they skipped prom. those people are r-t-rds.
douche bag:”dude, you goin to prom next sat-rday”
pro:”f-ck no sh-ts a waste of money”
douche bag:”ha you just couldn’t get a date”
pro:”well i’ll be f-cking your mom on sat-rday does that count as a date?”

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