Prom Date Lies
when your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
kevin: mick, adam, what happened to your prom dates?
mick: my date died in a murder rape suicide.
adam: my date is pregnant. i just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.
kevin: those sound like prom date lies.
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