promasturbator
n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can m-st-rb-t-.
v. to postpone something in order to m-st-rb-t-.
see also horn dog
v. i prom-st-rb-t-d my 20 page exam review in algebra ii -ssigned by the devil.
n. jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to m-st-rb-t-.
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